CHEESE CHICKEN

A game to play at the Olive Garden, by Jay Barnes

Step 1: Go to the Olive Garden with a friend or friends, and order your meal as you normally do. At the Olive Garden, you get to choose whether or not you would like soup or salad. Cheese chicken requires that everyone order salad.

Step 2: When the waitstaff brings the salad over in a large bowl, they will ask you if you want freshly grated cheese on it. You will say that you do, at which point they will begin to grate cheese on the salad, and inform you to 'say when' when you would like them to stop grating the cheese.

THIS IS WHERE THE CHEESE CHICKEN GAME BEGINS

The game:

Whoever says 'when' first, loses. The wait staff may panic or cry, but do not falter or you will be the loser.

The Consequences for losing:

The loser of Cheese Chicken shall be bludgeoned about the head with (1) Olive Garden bread stick.

Caveats:

If the waiter or waitress starts to freak out and says something to the effect of 'Are you sure you want this much cheese?', respond by yelling "HOSPITALIANO!" while pointing to the salad angrily.

PDF printable instructions to bring with you