Scott Baio Haiku
joanie loves chachi
but for only a season
damn you, mr. neilson
zapped!
when the clothes come off
it is much to the delight
of scatman crothers
charles in charge:
hummingbird hazard
to the young lembeck’s eardrums
we are all lucky
where are the pembrokes?
the children all got ugly so
meet nicole eggert
we can put chachi
in charge of our teenage daughters
hey what could go wrong?
chaz he lies dormant
waiting to spring to freedom
rubber mallet aids