This site catalogues things I cannot deny responsibility for
Monday, March 24th, 2008If you like these things, you should e-mail me or purchase a discount weasel ball or something.
Newer things:
Rock Paper Saddam! - The Painting
The Realists’ Guide to Shared Online Pictures (myspace, livejournal, facebook, personals)
Acts of Tenuous Subversion Week
My Various Neuroses (Holding Doors)
My Various Neuroses (Walking Down The Hall)
My Various Neuroses (Assorted)
My Various Neuroses (Assorted, Series II)
“Maybe The Dog Just Isn’t Into You?”
Some websites I am responsible for:
Rock Paper Saddam! (How you probably ended up here)
Weaselballs.com (We sell Weasel Balls, and that’s all)
Everybody’s Favorites:
Eat Thy Corn
fishmonger
Cheese Chicken
a game to play at the olive garden
The Story Of My Underpants
a story whose plot I refuse to give away in the descriptive tagline
The Refrigerator Roommate Story
how to make your roommate absolutely insane
Deriving The Most Indie Number In Existence
because everybody needs something to do
Scott Baio Haiku
is a pretty self explanatory title
Oops! Choco Donuts
a treatise on incorrect cereal
Cookie Dough
is better than cookies
Handicapped Goose!
will be there when all your friends abandon you
ET The Extra Terrestrial
will destroy your childhood
Cole Slaw Product Idea
because nobody actually likes it, so stop lying. Just stop it
Seriously Now, Who Let The Dogs Out?
we want to know
Conversation with Charles Darwin
who is rather touchy
The True Story Behind Post® Grape Nuts(tm) Cereal
is rather surprising
Who do you love more & The International Cat Sound
everybody knows the international cat sound, they just don’t know they know
Kablammo, you are well!
and yet something is wrong with /me/
The Roselle Park Leader
has seriously disappointed me, yet again.
Hey, what about some more updating?
Many of you have contacted me for updates to this site — oh boy, I am not so good about doing that. As a consolation, I have been telling quite a number of you that have e-mailed me about the stuff over at my livejournal which sooner or later, I end up moving here. This site is more or less just a “best of” of what I post over there, so if you’d like to see everything, that’s where it is.
http://shmivejournal.livejournal.com
And if you see anything over there that you think should get moved over here, let me know.